Don't look so sad, Rachel: I can tell you've done a really good job getting your front clean, but if you can't reach your back, I'll be right in. and, hell, if your front needs a second soaping, it's no problem, I'll help there, too:

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PETA has been protesting the porn site Glamour Try-Outs for weeks after this photo surfaced: the Pink Dobley is one of the rarest of Muppets, so rare that it is impossible to secure work permits for children's television anywhere in the world (except Myanmar, whose junta uses the pink Muppets in propoganda films). Rumors of Dobley poaching have been circulating around the Muppetaxidermy circles, but this photo is the first proof that one has been killed and skinned. Authorities are searching for the outfit, which - on the black market - could be worth several million dollars.

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